Welcome to my blog about food, friends, and crazy thoughts.

Hello and welcome. My name is Morton.

I ain't a food critic, but I play one on T.V. Sure the show is something that plays inside my head, but that is beside the point. I just wanted the people who read this to enjoy the read and the thoughts that drive people crazy and my striving for the answer.  I have been to many places, I've been around the world. I had many adventures and I have tasted many different flavors. I loved hanging with friends and love eating free food. I want you to know that these tastes are from the palate that doesn't like hot (spicy) food. Sorry. I had a great weekend with friends and the food was amazing. I hope that you will continue reading my thoughts crazy or not. I would have put a picture of my belly to prove that I love food, but that would be just gross. So, the next grossest thing my butter face. HAHAHA...so n joy!